Danes Launch Petition to Buy California in Hilarious Rebuttal to Trump

In a humorous response to President Donald Trump’s continued interest in acquiring Greenland from Denmark, thousands of Danish citizens have signed an online petition proposing that Denmark should, in turn, purchase California. The petition, which has garnered nearly 200,000 signatures, presents a tongue-in-cheek argument for the "Denmarkification" of California, highlighting its economic potential, desirable climate, and cultural benefits. While this proposal is clearly satirical, it underscores the ongoing tensions between California and Trump, particularly regarding political and economic policies.

A Satirical Petition with 200,000 Signatures Strikes Back at Trump’s Greenland Ambitions

The petition suggests that Denmark, known for its high quality of life, progressive policies, and strong social welfare system, would benefit greatly from acquiring the Golden State. According to the petition organizers, California offers an abundance of sunshine, dominance in the technology sector, limitless avocado toast, and Disneyland—which they propose renaming in honor of renowned Danish fairytale writer Hans Christian Andersen. "Have you ever looked at a map and thought, 'You know what Denmark needs? More sunshine, palm trees, and roller skates.' Well, we have a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make that dream a reality," reads the petition.

To fund this hypothetical acquisition, Danes are encouraged to contribute toward the estimated $1 trillion purchase price. This would amount to roughly 200,000 Danish Krone (approximately $28,000) per Danish citizen. The petition humorously claims that Danish executives from LEGO and the cast of the political drama Borgen would be tasked with negotiating the deal. As an additional incentive, the organizers promise a lifetime supply of traditional Danish pastries to sweeten the offer for Americans.

The Petition as a Rebuttal to Trump’s Greenland Strategy

The petition serves as a satirical counterpoint to Trump’s persistent interest in purchasing Greenland, a Danish territory. During his first presidency, Trump repeatedly argued that Greenland was strategically important for the United States, citing national security concerns and the region’s untapped natural resources, including oil, gas, and minerals. His insistence on acquiring Greenland led to diplomatic friction between Washington and Copenhagen. Danish Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen dismissed the idea as "absurd," prompting Trump to cancel a planned visit to Denmark. Greenland’s own leader, Múte Egede, reinforced the stance that the territory was not for sale.

Despite facing strong opposition, Trump and his allies have renewed their calls for Greenland to join the U.S. since his return to office. Trump has even claimed that a majority of Greenland’s citizens wish to become Americans—an assertion contradicted by polling data showing that Greenlanders overwhelmingly oppose such a move.

California’s Complex Relationship with Trump

While the Denmark-California petition is a joke, it taps into a deeper political divide between California and Trump. The Golden State, which is the fifth-largest economy in the world, has consistently opposed Trump’s policies. California overwhelmingly voted against him in the last three presidential elections, and Governor Gavin Newsom has been at the forefront of legislative efforts to counter Trump’s agenda.

Trump, in turn, has frequently targeted California, describing it as a “failed state.” However, losing California would be a catastrophic blow to the U.S. economy. The state contributes significantly more in federal taxes than it receives in return and is a key player in agriculture, technology, energy, transportation, and entertainment. California’s departure from the Union would leave the U.S. without a crucial economic engine, making the idea of selling the state—even as satire—completely implausible.

The Appeal of “New Denmark”

While Californians will not be joining Denmark anytime soon, the petition humorously highlights some of the perceived advantages of Danish society. Denmark is known for its bike-friendly cities, efficient public transportation, socialized healthcare, and a strong emphasis on work-life balance. The concept of hygge, which emphasizes coziness and well-being, is another appealing aspect of Danish culture that resonates with many Americans.

For those intrigued by the idea of experiencing Danish culture without leaving the U.S., there’s always Solvang, a small town in Santa Barbara County known as the “Danish Capital of America.” With its traditional Danish architecture, bakeries, and festivals, Solvang provides a taste of Denmark—minus the trillion-dollar price tag.

Ultimately, the petition serves as a clever reminder that political tensions can sometimes inspire humor, and that the idea of countries buying and selling territories in the modern era is as unrealistic as it is entertaining.